Anonymous sent:
brickwit it's okay for a whole month i thought I was a majestic flamboyant twhale (which is a twerking whale) so nothing can be as bad as that

thank you anon I feel much better.

Do you ever just forget that you are a person.

Because I do.

royalversailles:

some amazing pictures I found today by Robert Polidori of Versailles

Anonymously leave a sexual fantasy you have of me in my ask.

askdannyjamesfenton:

agent-maria-hill:

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oh no is the lap dance saga a thing

tromperie-sombre sent:
hey man i heard u liked me lap dance, want another?

bro do you really think i’m about to turn down a lap dance.

(Source: gasaii)

Anonymous sent:
are you legitimately a cannibal?

Yes of course I kill and eat my friends it’s a hobby of mine.

Anonymous sent:
remember when sebastian gave aleister a lap dance (and then someone also made fanart of it)

oH GOD YES THAT WAS THE MOST GLORIOUS WONDERFUL HILARIOUS MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE AND I SHALL TREASURE THOSE MEMORIES FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS AND TELL THE TALE TO MY GRANDCHILDREN.

prince-of-pastries:

tmi tuesday???????

• tmi asks
• top 5’s
• rate kinks
• reverse tmi
• ?? ?

heaveninawildflower:

Pages from my Victorian Herbal.

Own scan from original book.

reblog if you want a cute message right now.